Cyber Therapy

Lyrics-Then and Now.

Then- “Wow, were they on an acid trip when they wrote this, or are they just really poetic?”

Now- “Were they high when they wrote this, or are they just stupid enough to think it’s actually good?”

I paid a higher tax rate during my $12/hr college job than Mitt Romney pays now.

Wompp.

Jack: What have children ever done for us?

Kenneth: Well, they make our shoes and wallets.

Listening to Michael Buble makes me feel like I live in a classier time.

Life of a news junkie: “The most wonderful time of the year” refers to election season.

The awkward moment when you look for the “reblog” button on Facebook.

Love love love this show